Handy JS plugin

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Handy JS plugin
« on June 23rd, 2012, 07:26 PM »
https://github.com/mattdiamond/fuckitjs#readme

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Re: Handy JS plugin
« Reply #1 on June 24th, 2012, 04:45 AM »
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Re: Handy JS plugin
« Reply #2 on June 24th, 2012, 05:54 AM »
lmao - the most I have laughed all day :D

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Re: Handy JS plugin
« Reply #3 on June 24th, 2012, 08:33 PM »
I was reading about this the other day after seeing it trending on Github and thought about sending it to you to cheer you up - I see you found it before I could ^.^

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Re: Handy JS plugin
« Reply #4 on June 26th, 2012, 06:57 AM »
Do you reckon it's worth including in Wedge by default?
Or I could rewrite it to optimize its code for size... Or for silliness.
Is this license compatible with Wedge's? Both are mentally deranged after all.
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Re: Handy JS plugin
« Reply #5 on June 26th, 2012, 02:57 PM »
You could certainly optimise it for silliness. But I think optimising for size would be a lot of work - how does one debug such a plugin?
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