Which was written by a bunch of 10 year olds, and quite amusing to boot.
Re: Doctor Who
« Reply #285, on November 30th, 2011, 08:54 PM »
To clarify: any Doctor Who movie would be made by the BBC team, star the current TV Doctor and certainly NOT be a Hollywood reboot.
| 1. | The actor for old Kazran Sardick is one Michael Gambon, better known as Dumbledore for most of the Harry Potter films. |
Other than the top entry which is the 2011 Christmas special, most of the extra bits are just special extra scenes, like deleted scenes or extra scenes. They're all on the season 6 boxed set. (The special isn't... It hasn't even been shown here yet ;))
So Christmas specials aren't included in the season DVDs?
Sycorax Leader: [shouts] I demand to know who you are!
The Doctor: [shouts, imitating him] I don't know!
The Doctor: See, there's the thing. I'm the Doctor, but beyond that, I - I just don't know. I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? [winks at Rose]
The Doctor: Am I an old misery? Life and soul? Right-handed? Left-handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor, a liar, a nervous wreck? I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob.
Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! [Rose looks annoyed] Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.
The Doctor: ...And how am I gonna react when I see this? A great, big, threatening button. A great, big, threatening button which must not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right? Looks like some sort of control matrix. But what's powering it? Blood?
[tastes red liquid]
The Doctor: Yep, blood. Human blood. A positive... with just a dash of iron. Agh. That means... Blood control. Blood Control! Oh, I haven't seen blood control for years! So you're controlling all the A positives. Which leaves us with a great, big, stinkin' problem. I really don't know who I am. I don't know when to stop. So if I see a great, big, threatening button which should never ever ever be pressed, then I just want to do this.
[presses button]
Sycorax Leader: I can summon the armada and take this world by force!
The Doctor: Well, yeah, you *could*, you could do that, course you could, but *why*? Look at these people, these human beings, consider their potential. From the day they arrive on this planet and blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do... no, hold on... sorry, that's the Lion King... but the point still stands! Leave them alone!
The Doctor: [as Sycorax Leader celebrates cutting the Doctor's hand off] And now I know what sort of man I am. I'm lucky, because quite by chance, I'm still within the first 15 hours of my regeneration cycle, which means I have just enough residual cellular energy to do this. [grows hand back]
Sycorax Leader: Witchcraft?!
The Doctor: Time Lord!
The Doctor: And this new hand... it's a FIGHTIN' HAND!
(after throwing a satsuma at the switch and killing the Sycorax leader) No second chances, I'm that sort of a man.