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Re: How to piss Arantor off, part 2: take the view that he's a negative person
« Reply #15, on March 14th, 2012, 11:14 AM »
Quote from Nao on March 14th, 2012, 11:07 AM
I was thinking, she became a Muslim to be able to have oral sex but then was disappointed and looked into various Christian sects to find the right one for oral sex...? :lol:
I dont know why she just didnt abandon religion and drop straight to her knees there and then.
Instead she ran around finding a religion that would let her !!
The 'moment' would have gone by then  :lol:

p.s updated my previous with a short conversation between hosting company and my wife
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Re: How to piss Arantor off, part 2: take the view that he's a negative person
« Reply #16, on March 14th, 2012, 11:26 AM »
Quote from billy2 on March 14th, 2012, 11:14 AM
I dont know why she just didnt abandon religion and drop straight to her knees there and then.
I'm guessing that she loves giving it to her man, but she also really, really wants to go to Heaven, because she has an appointment with her doctor and he died last week and she really needs to see him, because of the baby business y'know, shh shh, didn't tell ya anything.

Someone should tell her that her doctor was a Mormon, and only Mormons go to Heaven...

So your wife's birth name is Sweetpea? :P

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Re: How to piss Arantor off, part 2: take the view that he's a negative person
« Reply #20, on March 14th, 2012, 12:04 PM »
When I was 13 or 14, I was totally in love with her... Until I watched Beetlejuice and fell forever for Winona. I was mad at Johnny for dating her... :lol: And then he started dating Vanessa. By that time I was over my childhood crushes, so I thought, okay at least this guy is not only a fantastic actor, he also has good taste in women. :P

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Re: How to piss Arantor off, part 2: take the view that he's a negative person
« Reply #25, on March 14th, 2012, 09:22 PM »
Hmm, I saw Twins at the movies, and liked it. Granted, I've always liked Danny de Vito... But I think it was the first time I remembered him as funny etc. (No, Taxi wasn't shown in France until the late 90's on an obscure cable channel where I happened to catch it with subtitles and all, yay. Now that was a fun show.)

Seriously, you have to watch an Audrey Hepburn movie.
Try Roman Holiday if you're into romcoms (although I doubt it'd be the case these days...), or Charade, a Hitchcockian movie with a funny story.

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Re: How to piss Arantor off, part 2: take the view that he's a negative person
« Reply #26, on March 14th, 2012, 09:59 PM »
I didn't like Twins, I thought it a bit stupid (which is quite impressive given that I do like some of Jim Carrey's films), it just struck me that the jokes were written in such a way that they came across as forced even if they weren't intended as such.

I've still never seen Taxi either.

Sadly, most of my DVDs are packed up in boxes right now, but I guess I could find something on iTunes to watch?

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Re: How to piss Arantor off, part 2: take the view that he's a negative person
« Reply #27, on March 14th, 2012, 10:03 PM »
Quote from Arantor on March 14th, 2012, 09:59 PM
I didn't like Twins, I thought it a bit stupid (which is quite impressive given that I do like some of Jim Carrey's films),
What's there not to like in Jim Carrey...? The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, ASOUE, even Dumb & Dumber was a good movie...
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I've still never seen Taxi either.
Since I mentioned it, it made me want to watch it again, just back from it actually... I went for episode 1x08, which is Christopher Lloyd's first guest spot on the show. The episode was a bit slow though, but had a few funny lines by de Vito.

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Re: How to piss Arantor off, part 2: take the view that he's a negative person
« Reply #28, on March 14th, 2012, 10:08 PM »
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What's there not to like in Jim Carrey...? The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, ASOUE, even Dumb & Dumber was a good movie...
I find that American written humour tends not to be that funny. What's not to like? Well, Dumb and Dumber was, um, kinda dumb for me. The second Ace Ventura film was pretty bad, him as The Riddler in Batman Forever was passable I guess, and Liar Liar was... not so hot either, nor was The Number 23.

He's got a better track record than some actors I can think of, though.

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