Wedge

What's wrong with a 1985 Honda-made car?

And wanker :P

I agree, unless you cheat with json_encode and decode or serialisation, which works.

<?php
define('LOGIC', json_encode(array(
    'shit' => 'Shit',
    'damn' => 'Damn',
    'hell' => 'Hell',
    'fuck' => 'Fuck',
    'piss' => 'Piss',
    'crap' => 'Crap',
    'dang' => 'Dang',
    'heck' => 'Heck',
    )));
?>

but a better way would probably be a data class (static class).
:lol:

It shouldn't do; you should not be able to define a constant as the result of an expression on the basis that defining it happens practically at parse time.

once upon a time, there was a daddy in simi poor physical condition riding a scooter made for a 6 year old. A daddy that is 31, 6'4'' (1.9 meters) and 220 lbs (100 kilos, 15.7 stone).

There was an evil psychic tree that new that soon he would be riding along showing off for his 6 yr old.

This tree in its evil wisdom allowed in a gust of wind to loose a small stick that would not be easily seen on the asphalt.

This daddy while riding along showing off for his 6 yr old unsuspectingly ran into the small unseen stick and flew like a bird for a moment head over hills, and injured his arm and leg when he landed.

While the 6 yr old is laughing hysterically and the daddy reeving in horrible pain, the thought "We ought to sweep this cul de sac free of debris.", passes through the daddys mind.

the moral is: dont try to compete with a 6 yr old, your just going to fail miserably. :)

needless to say, im glad it was me in horrible pain than him, but that doesnt heal up my now skinned joints.  :D

Where's the blog anyways?

this topic is the blog.  :eheh:

Kinda weird...
Might want to open your own blog on a platform. Noisen.com or, better for you (not French-centric), blogspot, wordpress.com or whatever... Or wait for Wedge to be released :P

yall are fucked, i try to make a friend, and all i get is the door.

so i guess the door it is. :(

If you're offended by my post, then you are too weird for me. I tried to defend you anytime I could. If you have ego problems and can't even stick around for a few months before we get to know you and wanna invite you to the team -- your problem. You never even posted code. How are we supposed to know your code is any more readable than your "yall" business?
No efforts, no gain.
Ego issues? Babye. This is a workplace, not Hyde Park's Speakers' Corner.

The politically incorrect term to that is "No Pain, No Gain" and sound better because it's rhymes.

Friends don't generally talk down to people they're trying to befriend and make them feel kinda worthless by thinking that the person they're trying to befriend is basically an idiot who has to have basic ideas explained to them.