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Title: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Dismal Shadow on March 29th, 2011, 06:24 PM
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Please note that if you are to become a 'Friend' (or Wedger), you'll have to sacrifice your firstborn to us, and promise you won't discuss anything private outside of our private boards.
:lol: You are so evil.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on March 29th, 2011, 07:12 PM
That's why you guys like me! I'm a mad scientist, an evil overlord, whichever you like best!
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Masterd on March 29th, 2011, 08:37 PM
That's really evil. Even I must admit that. :P
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: chilly on March 29th, 2011, 09:39 PM
Quote from Nao/Gilles on March 29th, 2011, 03:08 PM
Please note that if you are to become a 'Friend' (or Wedger), you'll have to sacrifice your firstborn to us, and promise you won't discuss anything private outside of our private boards.
I don't think you would get me to do the first point metioned!
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on March 29th, 2011, 11:20 PM
We could settle on your neighbor's firstborn, if they're okay with that.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: DoctorMalboro on March 29th, 2011, 11:28 PM
If I didn't planned my firstborn... still counts?
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: chilly on March 29th, 2011, 11:32 PM
no firstborn at all would be ok.
due to full time study + work(>16hours/week) there is not much left but you can have some of it :P
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on March 30th, 2011, 12:14 AM
We'll take...... EVERYTHING........... :ph34r:
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: MultiformeIngegno on March 30th, 2011, 08:10 AM
Live or die! :P
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Skhilled on April 17th, 2011, 10:15 AM
You can have my first born without me becoming a friend...she a pita anyways! LOL
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: DoctorMalboro on April 17th, 2011, 02:03 PM
Am I (as Language Moderator) consider a team member of SMF?
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on April 17th, 2011, 03:43 PM
I'd say yes, but the message was sent to people who already know we consider to be jerks or, at best, very misguided honest persons.
To be clearer, just because you're a SMF teamie (or an ex-teamie) doesn't make you an enemy. It's just that we've noticed the amount of lamers was bigger inside the team than outside of it. So basically, you'll never see the SMF team lamers in the Wedge team, just as you'll never see people who endorse the work of lamers.
If you have so much sh* in your sh* that you can't smell the sh* in front of your sh*, we don't want you to sh* your sh* in our own sh*. (Brainy Sh* told me that long ago before I punched him, but he was dead right, come to think of shit. It.)
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Arantor on April 17th, 2011, 03:45 PM
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that you can't smell the sh* in front of your sh*
Crap, I'm doomed then, because I can't ever smell anything...
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on April 17th, 2011, 03:46 PM
I sympathize. That's because you had too many people have you smell their sh* in recent years.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Arantor on April 17th, 2011, 03:50 PM
Actually, it's a medical condition that I have absolutely no sense of smell ;)
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on April 17th, 2011, 04:11 PM
I know, we discussed that (I remember saying I had similar problems), but it's a joke topic, can't you climb on the bandwagon? :P
Oh well, I guess I could lock this topic...
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Arantor on April 17th, 2011, 04:15 PM
Sorry, I'm really not in a good mood right now.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on April 17th, 2011, 04:36 PM
Bad day for both of us eh? ;)
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: DoctorMalboro on April 17th, 2011, 05:12 PM
It's widely known that many teamies are a bunch of BS dispenser. Anyways, my "teamie" position is not going to last for long because I don't have the time/patience/mood to put up with other moderators bullshit.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: (Ha)² on April 18th, 2011, 12:42 AM
Quote from DoctorMalboro on April 17th, 2011, 05:12 PM
It's widely known that many teamies are a bunch of BS dispenser.
+1
Have you seen that (Ha)² idiot running around? What a disgrace he was while he was on the team. Terrible taste in names, too...
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Arantor on April 18th, 2011, 12:45 AM
Quote from Ha² on April 18th, 2011, 12:42 AM
+1
Have you seen that (Ha)² idiot running around? What a disgrace he was while he was on the team. Terrible taste in names, too...
That's a vicious sense of humour there ;)

I wouldn't say 'many' of the teamies are BS merchants, but the fragrance of bovine fecalation is much higher than elsewhere.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: DoctorMalboro on April 18th, 2011, 01:12 AM
Come on, I read stuff... some people actually sell out to one side or the other. Seriously, since when someone has to decide which "master" they have to "obey"?
Quote from Ha² on April 18th, 2011, 12:42 AM
+1
Have you seen that (Ha)² idiot running around? What a disgrace he was while he was on the team. Terrible taste in names, too...
Ha... Ha. :P
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Arantor on April 18th, 2011, 01:18 AM
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Seriously, since when someone has to decide which "master" they have to "obey"?
Contrary to what it may have seemed like, not everyone is politically motivated and not everyone is 'aligned' with the BS. Some people just do what they look like they're doing: offering support etc.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: DoctorMalboro on April 18th, 2011, 01:21 AM
And we salute them!

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/bruce_willis_army_salute.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: live627 on April 18th, 2011, 02:07 AM
Heil Hitler! :niark:

/meis a Nazi
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: DoctorMalboro on April 18th, 2011, 02:19 AM
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on April 18th, 2011, 07:54 AM
Quote from Ha² on April 18th, 2011, 12:42 AM
+1
Have you seen that (Ha)² idiot running around? What a disgrace he was while he was on the team. Terrible taste in names, too...
I've never heard of him.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: chilly on April 18th, 2011, 09:37 AM
most germans don't like nazi's and what has happened in the past. most... there are still enough idiots left who actually are proud of what was done...
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Arantor on April 18th, 2011, 09:41 AM
Quote from chilly on April 18th, 2011, 09:37 AM
most germans don't like nazi's and what has happened in the past. most... there are still enough idiots left who actually are proud of what was done...
Yup, there are indeed plenty of idiots out there. For the record, I studied the period between the two world wars, so I'm familiar with what else happened, not just the war itself - the fact that Hitler rebuilt the economy of the nation, strengthened its spirit and turned it around from a broken and bankrupt nation into a power strong enough to contemplate being able to take on the world, there's gotta be some respect there - if only the cost hadn't been so violent and, well, costly.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on April 18th, 2011, 10:22 AM
Yeah... It's always easy to put the blame on this or that[1]. There are so many elements that have to be taken into account. The problem is that these elements are still there nowadays, with different actors but with identical stakes. Let's just hope that the advent of high tech helps prevent similar conflicts, rather than precipitate them...
 1. I'd recommend watching The Lives of Others, one of the best German movies I can think of. It's set during the 80s in the GDR, but it could be rewritten as a movie during wartime Germany, or even during the McCarthy era in the US...
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: MultiformeIngegno on April 18th, 2011, 10:41 AM
Yes "The lives of others" is really well done! ;)
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on April 18th, 2011, 10:47 AM
(I watched it twice in a single day, and another time again in the same week. Best film I saw this year so far...)
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Arantor on April 18th, 2011, 10:52 AM
I want to know how Godwin's Law came to be invoked here, though.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on April 18th, 2011, 11:24 AM
There are some mysteries that are best left unexplained.
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Arantor on April 18th, 2011, 11:30 AM
Quote from Nao/Gilles on April 18th, 2011, 11:24 AM
There are some mysteries that are best left unexplained.
*ahem* /meinvokes the power of Murray
"How can you walk around without a brain?"

Some mysteries no-one can answer.


Seems just as accurate here, really, on multiple levels :P
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on April 18th, 2011, 12:07 PM
Murray?

(Sorry :P)
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Arantor on April 18th, 2011, 12:17 PM
I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull!
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: DoctorMalboro on April 18th, 2011, 01:25 PM
Does this mean you have to be a Nazi to become a friend?
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Arantor on April 18th, 2011, 01:28 PM
Definitely not.
Title: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: MultiformeIngegno on April 18th, 2011, 01:39 PM
@DoctorMalboro: ??
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: DoctorMalboro on April 18th, 2011, 02:37 PM
Then I didn't read very carefully the other postings... :P
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: Nao on April 18th, 2011, 06:26 PM
Quote from Arantor on April 18th, 2011, 01:28 PM
Definitely not.
Helps if you're a bug nazi, though! ;)
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: CJ Jackson on April 18th, 2011, 11:17 PM
The Inbetweeners | Jay's Friend | Series 1 - Episode 4(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9-hRivcIY8#noexternalembed-ws)

:eheh:

EDIT: damn you video owner, DAMN YOU!
Title: Re: Re: [FAQ] How can I become a friend?
Post by: DoctorMalboro on April 18th, 2011, 11:37 PM
Awesome show The Inbetweeners :P